FROZEN FOOD MOUNTH
It is pronounced Mounth exactly as it is spelled. MOUNTH. I am not the "founder" of Frozen Food Mounth, but I am a prophet of it's teachings. I am a disciple and apostle of my religion's strict adherence to The Liturgy of Frozen Food Mounth.
To the concept that ALL frozen foods are created equal, and that this it is OUR CHOICE, to decide the snack treats we find delicious. To decide! it is a germ of intellectualism I have garnered from reading the great books of Clarence Birdseye. (The Founder of Frozen Food) His advancements in food preservation, his germ of thought, can not be killed with "flash freezing". I am, a Mounthamatarien. I now ask you kindly, not to mock my religion.
the peoples cadre leaders
MOUNTH
Clarence Birdseye
Rose and Jim Totino
American Greats
- Les Schwab
- Earl Scheib
- Buddy Rose
- Don Knotts
- two greats
- Buzz Martin
Not just a great Oregonian, a great American.
Painting cars for the common man.
Buddy Rose, the peoples champion.
I believe that The "Playboy" Buddy Rose could easily have been nominated for a Golden Penguin, if his time could have been better spent, less on his martial arts skills as the World's finest "Technical Wrestler", and less on his absolute devotion to being the most physically fit specimen known to mankind. I believe, if he could ONLY have dedicated a FRACTION more time to his love for Frozen Foods, he would probably have 5 or maybe 6 Golden Penguins in his trophy case. The man loved Frozen Food Mounth. Such are the tragedies and responsibilities of being The Champion.
T.M.
The great American actor.
I will never forgive Nixon, for not inviting Buddy Rose to perform The Eulogy at his funeral. I know I am only an average American, but I think Great Americans, like Richard Nixon, and The "Playboy" Buddy Rose owe each other a modicum of gratitude and respect.
...and I think they owed that ceremonial duty and respect, despite their private differences, to the dignity, to the healing, that through out or history, is the definition our Great Republic.
T.M.
